Incredible India (...somebody forwarded this to me!)

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  We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.
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  Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
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  Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
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  Students with 45% get in elite institutions through quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.
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  2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meal per day.
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  Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone takes several years to be completed.

THINK ABOUT IT.

INCREDIBLE INDIA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Our Country Name Has to Change Officially From India to India Private Limited (Another IPL... Could be Successful ! )

As here are our Politicians running all the Business through their Relatives & friends which Increases the Gap between Poor & Rich

Gentlemen vs Gentlemen

Soccer: Gentlemen's game played by Hooligans.

Rugby: Hooligans' game played by Gentlemen.

 

And after the IPL muck-

Cricket: Gentlemen's game organized by Punters.

Papa gibt Gas - Eine Familie ist nicht zu stoppen

.... is the German title of Ta Ra Rum Pum (when I heard the German title of the film, I thought this is a film about a family with flatulence problem - I agree that I still have to do lot of work on my German!!).

It was nice to see Saif and Rani speak fluent German on RTL-2 during this weekend.

One observation - I could have made only in Germany - during the final race, the driver against Ravi (Saif) competes, is of German origin and wears German flag on his chest. Incidently Ravi wears Indian flag - for what reasons(?) - for all practical puropses he is an American!!